Things Not to Do on the Internet, Part Deux (I'm not lazy yet)

Create a make-your-own-Bush-Cheney-'04-slogan website. At least not so long as people like Wonkette exist.

UPDATE: You can no longer make your own slogan by typing something in. Now you can only select from a pre-determined set of groups that might like to see B*** re-elected. I'm not on that list.