48 Boobless Hours

In the last 48 hours, I have heard/seen/read probably 20 blog posts, news articles, and television stories on Janet Jackson's boob.  I have seen crappy JPEGs of the boob.  I have heard many opinions (there are only two opinions, actually, but everyone pretends to have something new to say).

What I haven't actually seen is the footage in question.  I haven't seen Janet's un-JPEGed boob.  The boob is lurking on my Tivo, but I haven't had the strong urge to 30-second skip to it.

On the other hand, in the last 48 hours, I've jerked off to at least four different pornos.  What gives?